Comments on: Rulers’ Run

By: El Rayo X

El Rayo X — Mon, 15 Dec 2014 21:33:10 +0000

Wankerfest.

By: hacksaw

hacksaw — Tue, 28 Oct 2014 06:00:03 +0000

I enjoyed this!!!!! some excellent bikes at that show. fuk these klownz that cant take a joke.

By: Ernie

Ernie — Wed, 08 Oct 2014 09:00:04 +0000

“Once on the interstate super highway, any driver to do us wrong finds a deluge of vulgar acts in their headlights, essentially making the highway a safer place for the next guy on two wheels, who may find himself in the path of the same now enlightened driver. This display of road justice may include performing sexual acts with your motorcycle tank while slowing the ignorant driver to a crawl.”

Really? You guys are idiots. Unfortunately, we’ll end up reading about someone from your posse catching a cap in their ass (or brain) from some even more idiot, unstable cage driver. Get extremely drunk, and ride down the highway. Nice job guys…

By: Bo Vine

Bo Vine — Sun, 05 Oct 2014 12:06:05 +0000

The pictures are great, but it is your writing that is a masterful distillation, extracting the true essence of what it means to be a douche bag hipster.

By: Lost Johnny

Lost Johnny — Thu, 02 Oct 2014 23:30:03 +0000

Great story Devyn. Thank-you. It sounds like you had a lot of fun.

I like your blog. Keep up the good work.

By: Devyn

Devyn — Wed, 01 Oct 2014 16:40:38 +0000

^^^ What does this guy want to do to us in a back alley?

By: Mr. E

Mr. E — Tue, 30 Sep 2014 23:46:36 +0000

Let me see if I understand this correctly.. you ride your bikes to a bar, get drunk, get back out on the road and be stupid, bragging about riding intoxicated, eventually ending up at a buddy’s garage where you thankfully park and commence your nonsense on foot.

Then a bike show happens the next day and the highlight is a member of your group with chest hair that dares to bare it to the world (omg the nerve) and then you buy pants and ride home while calling yourself “Philth.” Way to go, thats as cool as giving yourself a nickname. I sure hope we never meet in a dark alley, I might be inspired to …ah, lost it. It was gonna be good tho, Hunter S Thompson would’ve approved. Oh well, I’m glad your chronicled all this so we know how cool you are. And im glad you’ve got a diverse mix of bikes too. I genuinely am. And don’t worry, I have a normal job too, thats why we met on the internet and not how real bikers meet. See, neither of us are who you and your posse are pretending to be. And thats ok too, because those ppl are all about 60 now. So keep playing dress up and making the rest of us mostly law abiding average Joe’s look like asses too. Dont forget to write about it in your journal and put in on the internet for us to give you the attention you desperately crave. You’re welcome 🙂

By: ed

ed — Mon, 29 Sep 2014 17:59:50 +0000

@Devyn
Come on man, that’s totally out of line… you know the guys who run hipster bike website do not have girlfriends. haha

By: Devyn

Devyn — Mon, 29 Sep 2014 15:54:30 +0000

Damn, you guys really have a hard-on for us. If you look at this post in the context of the rest of the site, this is just us having fun. There’s everything from a honda cub to a ducati 1098 in our group and this site is chaulk full of how-to’s and motor rebuilds. At least we offer something constructive as opposed to an anonymous hipster-bashing website that spews nothing but self-righteous negativity. Sorry we fucked your girlfriend.

By: Adam

Adam — Mon, 29 Sep 2014 14:36:12 +0000

Hahaha I love the troll comments. Getting made fun of by the internet is pretty entertaining.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Mon, 29 Sep 2014 14:26:19 +0000

I don’t even ride motorcycles, but to me it looks like a bunch of people desperately trying to recreate 60s motorcycle culture by shopping around for vintage clothes and old, shitty bikes. It’s a bunch of bros trying to look like some kind of Hells angels, non conformist motorcycle gang. I’m pretty sure all you guys have real jobs and work like everyone else. Wake up, you’re no different than any other wannabe motorcycle group in any other big city in the country. It’s easy to look at old pictures and go out and buy old clothes, old bikes and get wasted and try to be shitty on the weekend before you go back to your design job on Monday. Wake up boys, you’re just the same as every other boring person on a bike.
What trend are you gonna buy into in 5 years once motorcycles aren’t cool anymore? By the way, why do you feel like it’s necessary to document this stuff? Why not go out and just do it for fun with your friends? Come up with something different boys, it’s already been done, you’re really not that as cool as you think you are. See you on the next bandwagon.

By: Hunter S. Thompson

Hunter S. Thompson — Mon, 29 Sep 2014 01:54:58 +0000

Hi Devyn. I see that the Bullshit Hipster Bike Videos guy, Harvey, is complaining because he feels vastly inferior to you. That's funny. He's a sport bike Ducati rider who runs a Kwik-E-Mart in Sterling, Virginia called High Up Food Mart. He's Apu from The Simpsons but he wants to be Rob Van Winkle from Cool as Ice.

By: Gonzo

Gonzo — Sat, 27 Sep 2014 04:13:16 +0000

Ben, you are a moron! HST would never be seen with the likes of these punk bitches.

By: DR

DR — Sat, 27 Sep 2014 03:00:00 +0000

Oh yeah and how fucking dare you compare this to HST’s work. You cunts really are clueless.

By: DR

DR — Sat, 27 Sep 2014 02:58:22 +0000

Fuck me drunk. This is some of the lamest shit I’ve ever read, and some of the lamest posing I’ve ever seen. What a pack of soft-cock tryhards.

By: Jeff Spicoli

Jeff Spicoli — Sat, 27 Sep 2014 02:31:02 +0000

I’ve seen that “Bullshit Hipster” website. It’s for aging sport bike riders who miss the 1990s. They post videos, and then they reassure themselves that they are better than other riders by making subpar jokes and agreeing with one another. It’s like a men’s support group for aging bros and crotch rocket riders. It’s quite sad actually. Anyway, those guys are f*gs.

By: Humper S Toddler | Bullshit Hipster Bike Videos

Humper S Toddler | Bullshit Hipster Bike Videos — Fri, 26 Sep 2014 16:40:12 +0000

[…] Sorry guys we’re all kinda busy and bored with the site at the moment. To all the people sending feedback and recommendations we’ll get around to reading them soon. In the mean time have a good laugh and read this, been cracking us up ever since we saw it. http://www.chinonthetank.com/2013/08/rulers-run/ […]

By: daddy

daddy — Fri, 26 Sep 2014 14:05:46 +0000

That has to be the most try hard trite shite I’ve read this year. You’re trying so hard to look authentic that you’re not even slightly.

By: C

Thu, 25 Sep 2014 18:53:03 +0000

lol this is SO GAY

By: Devyn

Devyn — Tue, 03 Sep 2013 15:42:46 +0000

Now we just need Dr. Guzzi’s photos to fill in the blanks of those lost hours.