{"id":11853,"date":"2013-11-15T15:36:22","date_gmt":"2013-11-15T20:36:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/?p=11853"},"modified":"2016-05-05T15:57:17","modified_gmt":"2016-05-05T20:57:17","slug":"union-garage-robinson-jacket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/2013\/11\/union-garage-robinson-jacket\/","title":{"rendered":"Union Garage Robinson Jacket"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t know about you, but I have a pretty big problem with impulse buys.
\nEver since I was a little kid if I saw something I wanted… I had to have it immediately.<\/p>\n

I was home sick from work the other day and I was watching Dr. Oz.
\nThe episode was about what he called “Drive Through Happiness”.
\nBasically it means making meaningless impulse buys to trigger the reward system in your brain which in turn triggers happiness in short lived hallow manner.<\/p>\n

Obviously Dr. Oz doesn’t know jack and can suck it because I’d be happy as a pig in shit every single time I put this jacket on.
\nEven at its steep $700 price tag.
\nRight when I saw it I said “damnnnnnn…”
\nI can’t buy one though… It’s too expensive right now.<\/p>\n

You should buy one.<\/a><\/p>\n

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