{"id":15079,"date":"2016-03-17T16:02:47","date_gmt":"2016-03-17T21:02:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/?p=15079"},"modified":"2016-04-04T10:31:30","modified_gmt":"2016-04-04T15:31:30","slug":"chin-on-the-tank-ed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/2016\/03\/chin-on-the-tank-ed\/","title":{"rendered":"Chin On The Tank-ed?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some of you might be surprised to know that Ed leads a second life pretending to be a younger man. This young man goes by the name &#8216;chin on the tank-ed&#8217;. Not all that original in my opinion. Anyway, in this life I imagine he rides an eco friendly scooter, obeys the speed limit, drinks responsibly, respects women, and doesn&#8217;t go to strip clubs regularly. This might sound like a lame version of Ed but I&#8217;m still curious to see this life. I can only hope he responds to my follow request&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"cott-article__copy-img\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Capture11.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Capture11.jpg\" alt=\"Capture1\" width=\"958\" height=\"867\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15080\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><strong>UPDATE!!!<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8216;Chin on the tank-Ed&#8217; also has a twitter account under <em>another <\/em>alias &#8216;Ed Sykes&#8217; and apparently he isn&#8217;t very happy about his sister stealing the remote&#8230; Ughh, sisters are the worst sometimes.<\/p>\n<div class=\"cott-article__copy-img\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Capture4.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Capture4.jpg\" alt=\"Capture4\" width=\"919\" height=\"892\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15090\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some of you might be surprised to know that Ed leads a second life pretending to be a younger man. This young man goes by the name &#8216;chin on the tank-ed&#8217;. Not all that original in my opinion. Anyway, in this life I imagine he rides an eco friendly scooter, obeys the speed limit, drinks [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15086,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15079"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15079"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15159,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15079\/revisions\/15159"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15086"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}