{"id":15265,"date":"2016-04-15T06:46:55","date_gmt":"2016-04-15T11:46:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/?p=15265"},"modified":"2016-04-15T13:47:21","modified_gmt":"2016-04-15T18:47:21","slug":"not-polishing-turds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/2016\/04\/not-polishing-turds\/","title":{"rendered":"Not polishing turds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I lost $50.<\/p>\n<p>Adam was looking through the website at stuff from back in 2010. He found the below picture and said &#8220;wow, yanns bike was really clean&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I said no fucking way, it&#8217;s some random persons bike that came out for a Thursday ride. Long story short, I was wrong and yes it was yanns. I bet $50. I thought no way&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/img_3350.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/img_3350.jpeg\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>His bike had a real rough past 6 years. Kinda feel bad for it. Sorry&#8230;<br \/>\nLove you Yann.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/img_3339.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/img_3339.jpeg\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/img_3337.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/img_3337.jpeg\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"cott-article__copy-img\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/slack_for_ios_upload.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/slack_for_ios_upload.jpg\" alt=\"slack_for_ios_upload\" width=\"3264\" height=\"2448\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/slack_for_ios_upload.jpg 3264w, https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/slack_for_ios_upload-1100x825.jpg 1100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 3264px) 100vw, 3264px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I lost $50. Adam was looking through the website at stuff from back in 2010. He found the below picture and said &#8220;wow, yanns bike was really clean&#8221;. I said no fucking way, it&#8217;s some random persons bike that came out for a Thursday ride. Long story short, I was wrong and yes it was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15262,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15265"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15265"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15272,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15265\/revisions\/15272"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}