{"id":9561,"date":"2012-09-29T07:19:42","date_gmt":"2012-09-29T12:19:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/?p=9561"},"modified":"2016-05-05T16:11:54","modified_gmt":"2016-05-05T21:11:54","slug":"philly-to-canada-day-15-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/2012\/09\/philly-to-canada-day-15-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Philly to Canada &#8211; day 15"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"cott-article__copy-img\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/20120929-081703.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/20120929-081703.jpg\" alt=\"20120929-081703.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Ten reasons I&#8217;ll never come back to  Albany:<br \/>\n1) it&#8217;s colder than Philly<br \/>\n2) no one lives downtown. Deserted city.<br \/>\n3) people look \/ act like mutants<br \/>\n4) everyone is fat<br \/>\n5) no motorcycle scene here<br \/>\n6) zero attractive girls&#8230; Unless you like fat chicks<br \/>\n7) no good food \/ restaurants<br \/>\n8) no good colleges to go people watch at<br \/>\n9) there are no gas stations downtown&#8230; wtf<br \/>\n10) we&#8217;re sitting in the worlds most horrible McDonalds wet and cold<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ten reasons I&#8217;ll never come back to Albany: 1) it&#8217;s colder than Philly 2) no one lives downtown. Deserted city. 3) people look \/ act like mutants 4) everyone is fat 5) no motorcycle scene here 6) zero attractive girls&#8230; Unless you like fat chicks 7) no good food \/ restaurants 8) no good colleges [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9620,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,11,222,223,95,87,44,86],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9561"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9561"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9561\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9621,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9561\/revisions\/9621"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chinonthetank.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}