Some of you might be surprised to know that Ed leads a second life pretending to be a younger man. This young man goes by the name ‘chin on the tank-ed’. Not all that original in my opinion. Anyway, in this life I imagine he rides an eco friendly scooter, obeys the speed limit, drinks responsibly, respects women, and doesn’t go to strip clubs regularly. This might sound like a lame version of Ed but I’m still curious to see this life. I can only hope he responds to my follow request…
UPDATE!!!
‘Chin on the tank-Ed’ also has a twitter account under another alias ‘Ed Sykes’ and apparently he isn’t very happy about his sister stealing the remote… Ughh, sisters are the worst sometimes.
I really hope this is a real person!
I wonder if he rides BMX and is a “Trail boss”
Nah I think he’d be a mountain biker.
HAHAHA! Dead!
I dunno. Kind of into sensitive-Millennial Ed. Hahaha…
Ed riding a scooter and respecting women.. classic.
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Ed hasn’t been that skinny since he was 17.
I wish we could trade old Ed for the new sleeker bieber Ed.
Ed… are you going to acknowledge this post?
QUIT CENSORING MY POST, ED.